Indian colloquies are full of witty gags on Governance and the Bans. Search Google to find millions of articles making travesty of the system. Well, I decided to list out few of the bans and a parody in the name of solution for each.
- Legal Age to Vote = 18, Legal Age to Drink = 25: Lucky for us, there is no legal age to carry an empty bottle of alcohol. We know how plastic is not Eco-Friendly. The way we re-use Oxyrich and Bisleri bottle to carry water, ever thought of carrying an alcohol bottle (filled with water, of course) to college and other public places? That shouldn’t be illegal. 😀
- It is Okay to honk in front of hospital but music concerts are not allowed post 11: How often do we have to wait for our friends, we might as well wait for them near a police station or a government office. Now, of course, those aren’t the no-noise zones and you car radio is not a loudspeaker, so technically, blowing horn and listening to music on full-volume (Post 11 pm) near government offices should be legal, right? 😀
- Freedom to stay out of home post 8: Some smarter administrators have time and again commented on how women should always be accompanied, how they shouldn’t stay out in dark and how they should dress. Let’s tell them that we don’t know what mood guys will be during elections and of course, we don’t know what is an apt dress code. What if the person behind me (in the line to vote) gets excited and what if he rapes me? Didn’t want to take chance, so couldn’t vote. Imagine if all women in a particular city choose to do this. Poor representative of the city! He will have as much explaining to do, as we need to! 😛
Please feel free to mention some other ideas that you might have, in the comments section. Writing a blog (or commenting on one) isn’t illegal, yet.